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A preacher stopped a Norwegian on the street and asked directions to the post office.  After receiving the information, the preacher said, "By the way, I would like you to come hear me preach tonight at the Lutheran church. I'll be talking about how you can get to heaven. Will you be there?"

"No way!" exclaimed the Norwegian. "You can't even find your vay to da post office!"